In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
- On Sears hair dryer: ====Do not use while sleeping.
- On a bag of Fritos: ====You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- On a bar of Dial soap: ====Directions: Use like regular soap.
- Some Swann frozen dinners ====Serving suggestion: Defrost.
- On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: ====Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
- On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: ====Product will be hot after heating
- On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: ====Do not iron clothes on body
- On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine ====Do not drive car or operate machinery
- On Nytol (a sleep aid): ====Warning: may cause drowsiness
- On a kitchen knife: ====Warning: Keep out of children.
- On a string of Christmas lights: ====For indoor or outdoor use only.
- On Sainsbury's Peanuts ====Warning: contains nuts
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: ====Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
- On a chainsaw: ====Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.