In this morning's mail there was an envelope addressed very formally to me. Inside was a letter inviting me to an upscale local restaurant for a free "flatiron sirloin steak or braised chicken breast" dinner where I would be introduced to devices that would allow me to continue to live alone in my home. On the letter were pictures of a stair lift, a "Please help me I've fallen and can't get up" alert system and walk-in bath tub.
2 questions... 1) Is my wife leaving me? 2) What are they trying to tell me?