The city I live in has sent me a few emails, stating that our business has been awarded a 'best of' award in their 'etched products' category.
And they point out that, to show pride in our achievement, we should go online and claim our award--
--in the form of purchasing a pair of trophies; a nice acrylic award and a nice plaque. Only $199 for both...
I'm fighting the urge to take the email to city hall and point out the obvious irony...