if you want to get confused

[Mark Hennebury]

Hahaha, I will give you some good advice,

Eat whatever you want,
drink lots of good red wine ( no Merlot) and good beer ( not that crap made by 12 year old kids, that taste like grapefruit juice with Citra hops)
Don't, whatever you do, drink Water! it is a breeding ground for every disease on the planet. Think about it it is just recycled dinosaur piss.
Give up all that "healthy" crap, it will kill you.
Stay away from hospitals and doctors, they will kill faster than poison will.
If you have to go to the hospital for an operation, take a lawyer with you.

anyway, it's beer-o-clock, gotta run.