Name the SMC yacht and win a trip on it.

[Dan Hintz]

We'll put him in a moat.

[Kent A Bathurst]

"..and wearing his old sports coat, drinking a root beer float, while fixing his plane's broken tote." end quote.

[Dan Hintz]

And that's all she wrote

[Mitchell Andrus]

Ken's bound to emote,
'bout this large stupid boat,
that he's not 'going to gloat,
til we've all been afloat.

So as I sat here and wrote
this poem 'bout Keith's boat,
I know that goats will eat oat
and little lambs will eat groat.
On a boat, in a coat, while afloat.

The end, thank God.
.

[Jason Roehl]

Ken's bound to emote,
'bout this large stupid boat,
that he's not 'going to gloat,
til we've all been afloat.

So as I sat here and wrote
this poem 'bout Keith's boat,
I know that goats will eat oat
and little lambs will eat groat.
On a boat, in a coat, while afloat.

The end, thank God.
.

...whose eye has no mote.

[Mike Cruz]

Ahhh, you may have something there Matt...

The Gloat

or

The Boat Gloat

or

SMC Gloat