Okay, this place has been waaaaay too serious lately. It's time for a little fun so here's your chance to join in. Just fill in the rest of this sentence,
You might be a woodworker if...
Here are a couple of thoughts to get us started.
You might be a woodworker if... you drive a '78 Ford Pinto with bald tires and no rear window but have the newest Festool in your shop.
You might be a woodworker if... you're watching a football game with your neighbor who yells, "Nice block!" and the first word that comes to your mind is "plane."
You might be a woodworker if... your wife says, "You know, after five years of collecting these gawdawful expensive tools to make firewood, it looks like you might have a clue about what you're doing out here in the garage."
You get the idea. So what comes to mind for you?