I inherited checking and savings accounts (USAA) from my mom when she died in 2009. They changed the name/numbers to mine at the time. Once the estate dust settled, I ran them both down to zero but never closed them (they were both zero-fee accounts). I still get an email from them every January to tell me the annual summary statement is available...not sure that counts as "activity" but apparently both accounts are still considered open.
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.