Originally Posted by
John K Jordan
I'll send you some Kudzu so you can get ahead of the curve. There is none on our property but I know where to get it. Our house guest from italy last summer was fascinated by Kudzu. Of course, she was fascinated by skunks too.
Old joke from my dad:
Q. What is a couple of kudzu seeds and a rusted-out junk car?
A. A redneck topiary starter kit.
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.