As the only woman to respond to this post, I have a totally different response. Mine would be: Thank you dear, I've wanted a sawstop and the rest of those great tools for my shop. How sweet of you to surprise me!
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning, the devil says, "oh crap she's up!"
Tolerance is giving every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
"What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts are gone, men would die from great loneliness of spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts will happen to man. All things are connected. " Chief Seattle Duwamish Tribe