Originally Posted by
Ben Rafael
Find him a girlfriend. That should do it.
Or at least rent him one on Craigslist.
(Note that I am not suggesting calling the cops when she shows up for their "date"...that would be mean. )
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.