Have you always been this stupid or is it a lifetime achievement?
Have you always been this stupid or is it a lifetime achievement?
[QUOTE=Craig Nickles;
"Be polite,be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - unknown author
Now I have another favorite.
Gene
Life is too short for cheap tools
GH
Strive every day to be the person your dog thinks you are.
If you don't want to be treated like an idiot, don't act like an idiot.
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Ron
"Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
Vince Lombardi
What a fun read this thread is.... thanks for asking, Don!
on the philosophical side......"your choices reflect your values".
and my favorite....on the lighter side..... "you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led" .
Terry
Today's hard times are tomorrow's gool ole days.
I will contribute my signature line.
"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."
Another favorite of mine:
"The recipe for perpetual ignorance is to be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge." Clifford.
the more i find out about others,,, the more i like myself....jejejejeje...
"Speed, quality, price--pick two." Unk.
"The church is close, but the road is icy. The tavern is far, but I'll walk carefully." --Russian Proverb
"A friend will bail you out if you end up in jail. A mate will be in there with you."--Australian Proverb
"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." --Unk.
And one of my favorites: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission."
Cheers,
Bob
I measure three times and still mess it up.
Thanks to all who contributed, and feel free to keep adding.
One of my favorites on the lighter side:
You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him water.
Dan
Eternity is an awfully long time, especially toward the end.
-Woody Allen-
Critiques on works posted are always welcome
Life is like a box of chocolates...
The Golden Rule: The one with the gold rules. unk
I always used this one on my daughter when she was a teenager and wanted to have deep philosophical discussions about my decisions. This ended the discussion(some times).
Mine is from a song. "The work is seldom easy and sometimes its close to hard"
If everything is going well....Its usually TICKADEE BOO.
From a buddy Mike