One night 3 lil' pigs went out for dinner. The waiter arrived to take their drink orders.
The first lil' piggy said, "I'll have a Sprite."
The second lil' piggy said, "I'll have a Coke."
The third lil' piggy said, "I'll have beer, lots and lots of beer.
After serving their drinks the waiter asked "What will you have for dinner?"
The first lil' piggy said, "I'd like a nice big steak, please".
The second lil' piggy said, "I'd like the salad plate, please."
The third lil' piggy said, "I'll have beer, lots and lots of beer."
Finally it was time to order dessert.
The fist lil' piggy said, "I'll have the cheesecake."
The second lil' piggy said, "I'll have a banana split."
The third lil' piggy sighed and said, "I'll have been, lots and lots of beer."
The waiter arrived with their check and, looking puzzled, said to the third lil' piggy, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but why did you have only beer all night?"
The third lil piggy replied,
"Well, one of us has to go Wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
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Originally Posted by Phyllis Meyer
