Golf, first round of the year

[Jon Lanier]

Played golf with Caleb today....it was suppose to have been a coaching round with him... trying to get him ready for HS golf try-outs. I end up shooting -1 under for 18. Birding that last 2 holes. The big amazing thing is that it was my first time out this year. I've been hitting balls at the range and spending time chipping and putting... but wow! I think I'm quiting golf now until next year. It's all down hill from here.

[Dewey Torres]

Hey... that's not supposed to happen.

You are supposed to go out and shank, chilli dip, whiff, snap hook, worm burn, slice, hack, 4 put, and get wet, (among other lovely things the Golf Gods throw in for kicks) on the first day out right?

Dewey

[Lee DeRaud]

I think I'm quiting golf now until next year. It's all down hill from here.

I could have sworn I heard another (more famous) golfer say that just recently.

[Jim Becker]

I think it's been nearly 5-6 years since I last played pasture pool...no time for it anymore. But it truly is an enjoyable pastime.

[Dave Anderson NH]

I truly love golf and I neither play it nor watch it. SWMBO does though and that gives me all the shop time and the money for tools that I need. The rule at the Anderson household is sort of a modification on the military's "Don't ask, don't tell." Don't ask me what I spend on golf and I won't ask what you spend on tools. Works for us.