Famous Last Words

[Bob Moyer]

"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"I'll get a world record for this."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"I'm making a citizen's arrest."
"It's fireproof."
"It's strong enough for both of us."
"I've done this before."
"I've seen this done on TV."
"Let it down slowly."
"Nice doggie."
"Now watch this..."
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"That's odd."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"What does this button do?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?

[Jim Sears]

"That's good enough"
"I think I can do that"
"Here, let's try this"
"What do you have to lose?"
"Oh, was I supposed to do what?"
"OK, let's look at the instructions"
"I thought he said..."

[Jason Roehl]

"Here, hold my beer a sec."

[Mike SoRelle]

"That never happens."
"Don't Worry, I'm a professional."

[Rick Gifford]

"Yea, you do look fat in that"

[Jeff Hooper]

My favorite.

"Hey watch this.."

[Matt Ocel]

"I do"







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[Bob Moyer]

"I do"







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That's not right

[Bob Moyer]

"Hey ya'll, look what I can do!

[Mike SoRelle]

"I'll go first!"
"Let me handle this"
"Trust me"
"I never get lost"

[Greg Stanford]

"How much trouble can a baby be?" Said by me, about two weeks before my son was born. I was saying that I'd probably get a lot done during the time I was taking off.

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[Jim O'Dell]

"It's dead" My wife said talking to herself as she reaches to pick up a squirrel yesterday that our youngest dog had caught. Jim.

[jeremy levine]

"It'll be easy"
"There nothing in the diaper"
"Just flush it again , it will clear the clog"
"I'm sure the kids are fine"
"This shouldn't take you more then five minutes"

[Lee DeRaud]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"

[Greg Muller]

"What could possibly go wrong"

"It's just a few beers with the guys, honey"

"You don't do anything, you're a housewife" (used by my late best friend to his wife. She's serving 2 life sentences. Really.)

"I'd like to see you stop me!"

"Pop the clutch"

"He'll get out of the way- keep going"



Greg

(I was kidding about the 'really' part above- she just kicked him in the jimmies.)