No matter how hard I try to make the right decision, its NEVER the right decision in my wifes eyes.
No matter how hard I try to make the right decision, its NEVER the right decision in my wifes eyes.
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.
Yeah Larry, we can add 10 and 10 together! (grin)
Mike
From the workshop under the staircase, Clinton Township, MI
Semper Audere!
Absolutely! When my boy started sixth grade we went to meet the homeroom teacher and there was a girl in there that looked 17 or 18. And I can't believe what some of them wear now. If I had a daughter there is no way she would even own some of the stuff that a lot of girls wear in public now.
"Live like no one else, so later, you can LIVE LIKE NO ONE ELSE!"
- Dave Ramsey
There are two types of dirt in the world:
Dark dirt that sticks to light colored objects
Light dirt that sticks to dark colored objects.
The Moral Majority is neither!
Look! A Dyslexic Agnostic, Claims there's no DOG
You can only put a twinkle in some peoples eye, if you shine a flashlight in their ear !
Acid absorbs 47 times it's own weight in reality (60's flashback)
A Cabbage is a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
If you feel strongly about graffiti, sign a partition.
Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with.
A Liberal is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
It's always the OVERtakers who keep the UNDERtakers busy.
Love is going home and putting your feet up in front of a roaring wife.
If you are sitting on top of the world, remember, it turns over every twenty-four hours.
The bigger a man's head grows, the easier it is to fill his shoes.
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with a photograph of herself.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.
If the first person who answers the phone cannot answer your question, then its a bureaucracy.
(My favorite):Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
Epilog 24TT(somewhere between 35-45 watts), CorelX4, Photograv(the old one, it works!), HotStamping, Pantograph, Vulcanizer, PolymerPlatemaker, Sandblasting Cabinet, and a 30 year collection of Assorted 'Junque'
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win
I Have to think outside the box.. I don't fit in it anymore
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it
If you tell someone a secret that your keeping from the wife, she will hear it, no matter how far a way she is.....
The game of life is full of bad and good, as long as there's more good than bad, your winning.
If you hear "Hey Bubba, hold my beer and watch this".....run as fast as you can in the other direction.
Al
Remember our vets, they need our help, just like they helped us.
Some people are like slinkies. The only good they do is make you smile when they tumble down the stairs !
If you play, you win.
The most unsafe guy on the worksite never gets hurt