Dropping a Deuce

[Don C Peterson]

How about going neanderthal? Go in the bushes, find some leaves, you know the rest.

As someone who is at least a part-time neander type, I wonder if I should take exception?...

[Pat Germain]

This thread is quite amusing.

A friend of mine once told me about a motley crew of contractors working at his parents' house. One of them apparently had a very large and dangerous buritto for lunch and dashed suddenly into the bathroom. I guess things got a little messy because he also took a shower! My friend's parents were a bit put off by the spontaneous shower, but also found it funny.

Shoot, I'd like to carry my own facilities wherever I go. It would sure save a lot of time looking for a public relief station. Maybe there's a market for a lightweight, tow-able travel potty.

[Gary Keedwell]

This thread is quite amusing.

A friend of mine once told me about a motley crew of contractors working at his parents' house. One of them apparently had a very large and dangerous buritto for lunch and dashed suddenly into the bathroom. I guess things got a little messy because he also took a shower! My friend's parents were a bit put off by the spontaneous shower, but also found it funny.

Shoot, I'd like to carry my own facilities wherever I go. It would sure save a lot of time looking for a public relief station. Maybe there's a market for a lightweight, tow-able travel potty.

There is....Depends
Gary

[Bruce Page]

Way too much information!

[Paul Girouard]

___, it happens Do you think theirs DOES NOT Stink?

We had this well to do client down on South Whidbey , he was a pompous ___. Away his brand new septic ( which we had nothing to do with installing) didn't work at all , the place was a weekend cabin so it wasn't over used.

Anyway he was sure we had busted something while working on the remodel. So I took off the septic tank lid , he was right there , the tank was full of STINKY ___ all his families we had a porta potty on site. It was a "air activated sand filter system " a little pump blew air in the move the poop around as part of the process .

I noticed a 90 deg. PVC fitting was not connected , I was holding the tank lid as ONE screw wouldn't come out so I had the lid tilted back so we could look in .

I said " Kensil , (what a name eh ) hook that fitting back up ! Which he did and when the air hit the poop it sort of sprayed up , he cut and ran like he was shot at , of course I LMAO , and of course this proved we / my company had NOTHING to do with HIS septic problem , clearing us of all the stuff he'd been saying to me / us for about a week.

Anyway when he came back up by the tank , I got to say, " Well one thing we do know for sure now Kensil, is your ___ DOES stink!"

He sort of even half smiled as he knew I had him on that one

As far as taking a dump in a clients house , ya it happens , ya do your best, courtesy flush , open a window , spray, IF THEY HAVE SOME, I'd not recommend bring your own , some people have bad reactions to sprays , so I'd seriously say DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN SPRAY!

They'd rather smell your ___than have a asthma attack brought on by some spray that only ends up smelling like rose covered stuff.

[Todd Jensen]

I watch 'South Park' sometimes, a TV show on the Comedy Central cable channel, and in one episode they referenced the 'deuce' as an acronym for a '#2'. In that episode, there was a worldwide 'contest' for the largest deuce, in which it turned out U2's lead singer Bono was in fact, the largest deuce.

[Ken Shoemaker]

HOLLY CRAP!!!!
I gotta go build something!!! This thread went into the toilet!! Sorry, I got caught up in the unsanitary, opps, I mean the insanity... I think

As Larry "the cable guy" says, Now that's funny, I don't care who ya' are....

[Lee Hingle]

Todd,
Ken is right on the money with his advice. Carry a box of kitchen matches with you (the strike anywhere kind). They work better than the small match-book varieties (probably because they have more sulphur in the tip).

[Ken Shoemaker]

Try holding a kitchen match in your teeth when your cutting onions and you can do it all day and the fumes wont get you at all... I do it all the time.

[Gary Keedwell]

Try holding a kitchen match in your teeth when your cutting onions and you can do it all day and the fumes wont get you at all... I do it all the time.

Wow...do you ever burn your mouth?

Gary

[Paul Girouard]

Todd,
Ken is right on the money with his advice. Carry a box of kitchen matches with you (the strike anywhere kind). They work better than the small match-book varieties (probably because they have more sulphur in the tip).

Then it smells like, as one of my old cabinet shop buddies used to say ,

"You crapped and tried to hide the smell with fire!"

The smell of matches burning , or worst, cigarette smoke/ stink is worst than ___ IMO.

That would make me call your boss and complain. More so than using the toilet , dropping a deuce , taken a dump , or a USN favorite ," Sending a Chief to sea" , a "normal" bodily function.

[Gary Keedwell]

Well, I like the smell of sulphur and even though it has been 24 years since I smoked a cigarette, they still smell good.
Gary

[Todd Jensen]

This thread has proven more humorous than I'd ever hoped, and also full of valuable feedback. I think I'm with those that suggested no matches or external sprays - my dad used to light a match and it smelled exactly as Paul described. I guess in the end I just have to get over it, its only human after all. Perhaps it'll give the customers a good story when they're showing their friends the new railing system.

[Paul Girouard]

This thread has proven more humorous than I'd ever hoped, and also full of valuable feedback. I think I'm with those that suggested no matches or external sprays - my dad used to light a match and it smelled exactly as Paul described. I guess in the end I just have to get over it, its only human after all. Perhaps it'll give the customers a good story when they're showing their friends the new railing system.

Exactly ! And what better way to spend a windy chilly , rainy Saturday then "Talking ____!" Gary spends enought time doing that , about the Pat's, everyday

[Michael Gibbons]

Figure out what you ate that made you make that smell in the first place then never eat that again. or a COLONIC.