TShirt Quotes

[Byron Trantham]

My wife wants to make some T Shirts with wood working quotes embroidered on them. "Measure Once, Curse Twice" "Warped Wood Sucks", etc. She is looking for additional quotes. She tells me that if you want to, you can email her directly at pattitrantham@adelphia.net. If yo do please include "T Shirt Quotes" in the Subject line so she knows it you guys.

Thanks

[Todd Burch]

I cut it twice and it's still too short.

[Byron Trantham]

I cut it twice and it's still too short.

Thanks. That's one I forgot, having never cut anything too short

[Doug Jones]

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's an addiction"

or

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's a way of life"

[Byron Trantham]

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's an addiction"

or

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's a way of life"

Ah! our collection growing. Thanks for your contribution.

[Kevin Gerstenecker]

..............."Got Wood?" It sure worked for the Milk Producer Promotion a few years ago............"Got Milk?"

[Jim Becker]

..............."Got Wood?" It sure worked for the Milk Producer Promotion a few years ago............"Got Milk?"

LOL! But it might be mis-interpreted by some folks...

[Kevin Gerstenecker]

I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent.
NASTYBOY!

[Jim Becker]

I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent.
NASTYBOY!

Now, "I" wasn't going there. I was pointing out the "somebody" might go there... While you were wandering through Home Depot or something you'd be safe. But a romp through the mall might be a different matter!

[John Miliunas]

"*REAL* men measure once, cut once. Then they head back to the lumberyard."

"I work to support my woodworking habit."

[Kevin Gerstenecker]

Now that's FUNNY Jim!

[Byron Trantham]

I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent.
NASTYBOY!

I've been reading their responses one by one to my wife. When I read this one I KNEW she wouldn't let it go. Read it to her and instantly one eye brow shot up! She told me it would be ok because with the pictures of routers or saws or hammers, etc NO ONE would misunderstand - yea right!

[Kevin Gerstenecker]

How about..........."Woodworkers are TREE-Mendous!"

[Byron Trantham]

How about..........."Woodworkers are TREE-Mendous!"

Now that's a quote! Wife loved it.

[Dennis Peacock]

How about:

Will work for "more" tools!
or
Lumber turns to furniture in my hands!
or
I'm a professional toothpick maker!
or
Every woodworker needs a fireplace!
or
The world is "round" so why do I need a "square".
or
Wood....There ain't nuttin' like it!
or

Why not just put something like this on there:

Woodworking has taught me the fine art of communications:
LOML, SWMBO, TTFN, ROS, RAS, TS, BS, SCMS, DP......(ya know, just list a bunch of our usual acronynms all over the shirt?).