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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Barry Stratton
    Okay, I just blew a perfectly good Budweiser on my computer........and he thinks TURNERS are a strange bunch??????????

    Please remind me to never, ever do flatwork again.........

    That is priceless..... Are those thongs from Grizzly??????
    Nope, they'd be GREEN if they were.....

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    "mannequin in your shop?"
    More importantly...why does he have 3 thongs if he doesn't wear them. Maybe we should check the local newspapers to see if the ladies in the area are missing something from their clothelines?
    Glenn Clabo
    Michigan

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    Great now I have this mental picture to look forward to all day!
    I could cry for the time I've wasted, but thats a waste of time and tears.

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    The end of an era.

    Ty - Thank god that the summer fashion shows will soon be upon us. With luck you should be able to find a camisole or bustier.
    Only the Blue Roads

  5. #20
    So Tyler, lets see your clamp rack?


  6. I cannot....I will not....I will resist....I must not....I.....................
    Big Mike

    I have done so much with so little for so long I am now qualified to do anything with nothing......

    P.S. If you are interested in plans for any project that I post, just put some money in an envelope and mail it to me and I will keep it.

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    ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    BTW.....I'm going to suggest that this thread NOT BE MADE into an ARTICLE!
    Ken

    So much to learn, so little time.....

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    I just choked on my coffee as I read this at work. Several crew members came to my door to see if I was alright after hearing me choke then bust into hysterical laughter.

    BTW Tyler - I really don't want to take any CPR classes using your mannequin after seeing that first picture

    Thanks for the morning humor.

    Be well,

    Doc

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    Somewhere in MN there is a mannequin looking for his legs. He will be really
    teed-off to know what his upper half is currently being used for.
    Personally, I would be spooked if there was a silent half a person looking at me while working in my shop. Creepy.

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    Be afraid. Be very very afraid.
    The T-Man's coming children - wearing his thongy - errrr toolpouch - errr skip that.
    Just hide under the bed and pray you don't see him cuz it wont be pretty and you'll never sleep again.

    PLEEEZ - Dont show us no pics modeling yer tool thongy.
    Use the fence Luke

  12. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Wilkins
    Somewhere in MN there is a mannequin looking for his legs.
    The mannequin is the least of the problems here. Some woman is probably going out to the clothesline wondering where her underwear is....

    Clamp rack is just too good to pass up. I could address that in so many ways but I will just leave it alone......................................
    Big Mike

    I have done so much with so little for so long I am now qualified to do anything with nothing......

    P.S. If you are interested in plans for any project that I post, just put some money in an envelope and mail it to me and I will keep it.

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    Upon further review, I don't think Tyler needs to get a lathe:
    he already has his own private vortex.

    Maybe not quite as private as we'd like it to be, but so it goes.
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    don't know Tyler, reminds me of the story about the guy who's wife found a pair of women's undies in his car. To fix what was about to become a huge problem he told her HE liked wearing them and was to embarrassed to tell her. Thinking he was in the clear he went to work. That night when he came home he found that his wife had thrown out all his shorts and replaced them with new frilly undies. To this day he still has no guy underwear. Couldn't be your wife came in your shop one day while you were out
    Sometimes we see what we expect to see, and not what we are looking at! Scott

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    You guys are all warped. thats why I like comming here.


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