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    Bonkers About Bonkers Contest - Entries Here

    OK Folks......let's post our Bonkers in this thread.

    See http://www.sawmillcreek.org/showthread.php?t=32732 link for Guidelines and rough rules for getting yours done.

    FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!
    Thanks & Happy Wood Chips,
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    The Standard By Which All Others Are Judged

    The Mark I, Mod 0 OzzyBonker (short-handled version), complete with tool marks:
    OzzyBonker.JPG
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Lee, I've got to tell you, I LOVE IT !!!!!
    941.44 miles South of Steve Schlumph

    TURN SAFE

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    Alright Lee!!! I'm starting on mine right now.
    ~john
    "There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson

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    What it is, mostly, is that I'm hoping there's a prize for "First Entry".
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Way to go Lee!

    What really impresses me is how you got the tool marks to align with and maintain the same dimension on center as the ridged fabric in your backdrop. Bonus Points for sure!
    Only the Blue Roads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Hoyt
    What really impresses me is how you got the tool marks to align with and maintain the same dimension on center as the ridged fabric in your backdrop. Bonus Points for sure!
    D'oh!! That's not "ridged fabric": it's sitting on my kitchen counter, with the sun coming through the screen. Didn't even notice it when I was taking the picture. (forehead slap)
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Kentucky BONKERS

    Why make just one-----
    Bonker head is Cedar and the handle is Chestnut Oak
    Living out in the country you may need a bonker for many different things so you better bring the one that gets the job done.
    Hope you enjoy
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    ---I may be broke---but we have plenty of wood---

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    Gary, I like it, but if something takes that much bonking to subdue, I'd just as soon be in a different timezone.

    Oh wait...I am in a different timezone. Never mind.
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    In most cases there is a shot gun close enough that the Bonker is not important but there is always that chance that a bonker will take care of the problem. You know the price of shotgun shells keeps going up.
    ---I may be broke---but we have plenty of wood---

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    Holy Cow Gary!! That's a B-B-Bonker!!!
    ~john
    "There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson

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    This is my Erie-Lackawanna Bonker. Used to be you didn't have to bonk the fish....they were already dead. But, they cleaned up the lake so now the fish flop around and stuff....What's that all about?

    Ambrosia maple...sanded to 200. Found some string for it.
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    ~john
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    There used to be a website that had a quiz where they put up a series of pictures of various...objects...and you were supposed to guess whether each was a dog toy or a marital aid.

    I have no idea why I just remembered that...
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Hoyt
    Way to go Lee!

    What really impresses me is how you got the tool marks to align with and maintain the same dimension on center as the ridged fabric in your backdrop. Bonus Points for sure!
    You kiddin Andy???!!!! That takes a LOT OF TALENT to do what Lee did. Prolly took years to perfect the overall visual effect.
    Thanks & Happy Wood Chips,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee DeRaud
    Gary, I like it, but if something takes that much bonking to subdue, I'd just as soon be in a different timezone.

    Oh wait...I am in a different timezone. Never mind.
    Lee......ROFL!!!!!!!!
    Thanks & Happy Wood Chips,
    Dennis -
    Get the Benefits of Being an SMC Contributor..!
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