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  1. 01-31-2006, 9:36 AM #1
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    Tick Tock Flight---- Status Report

    Folks - I just got off the wireless with our angelico field agent; and here's a synopsis of his report.

    Yesterday's Tick Tock flight got rerouted due to a faulty report of bad weather. Actually this was subtrefuge - the weather was fine. But our rookie navigator got things totally bungled causing the bird to run low on fuel. Thusly, they had to divert to an emergency landing field in the province just to the west of Ground Zero.

    Today, the skies are clear and Tick Tock Two is currently enroute to Ground Zero withan ETA of "might already be there". Once on location, the "device" will be trans-handled to a Mark One Mod O Jeepme of dubious Phillipine manufacture.

    I am assured that impact will occur today, and am really looking forward to that Bomb Damage Assessment.
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  3. 01-31-2006, 9:47 AM #2
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    The crowd grows strangely quiet in anticipation... was a photographer retained to show us the damage?
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    So. Is anyone in the bushes with field glasses watching?

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    I am sure that those impacted by the impact will be sure to satisfy the pic police!! Right!?!?!?
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    And the crowd goes hush with anticipation waiting for the skies to illuminate.
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    And the suspense builds.........

    Tick Tock........

    Bob..... who is monitoring this report from his foxhole in GA.
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  8. 01-31-2006, 11:17 AM #7
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    The proverbial calm before the storm....

    Is this what they mean by "All quiet on the Western front?"
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    This is kinda like watching CNN and waiting for "Desert Storm" to
    begin....Wearing out my left mouse button clicking the refresh icon .
    Think I'm gonna turn on CNN to see if............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Ramsey
    This is kinda like watching CNN and waiting for "Desert Storm" to
    begin....Wearing out my left mouse button clicking the refresh icon .
    Think I'm gonna turn on CNN to see if............
    Mike, stop that!!! I'm on the machine in my house and now I have to clean the LCD panel!!! That's a royal pain!!!
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