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Thread: You know you're a turner when.....

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    You know you're a turner when.....

    you keep your vehicle keys inside your chainsaw case

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    You look at material to see how much to glue up before you can turn it round.
    Making new friends on SMC each and every day

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    You take your shirt off at the end of the day and the pockets are full of wood shavings.

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    You get a gleam in your eye when there's a wind storm and you know that some trees are gonna go down.

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    When you take a walk in the woods and all the trees shake with fear!

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    You turn aound or drive out of your way to follow a tree service truck

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    you see a log truck and think,,how many bowls are there

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    You carefully examine each piece of firewood before you throw it in the fire.
    ~john
    "There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson

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    when

    When You Clean Up With A Snow Shovel!
    I think I got saw dust in my drowers again......


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    You live in Cleveland and there are no trees left.

    Just joshin ya Frick.

    Karl
    Creeker Visits. They're the best.

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    You can't see the forest for the bowls!

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    You rob the blades off your jointer and cut them up to make scrapers for your hollowing rig.

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    When ya got more wood chips in your pocket than change.
    Bernie

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.



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    You go online the first thing out of bed and log in to SMC before the coffee is ready to see what John Hart turned while you were sleeping

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    You look around your shop to see if there are any flat work tools (jointer)
    left that you can return or sell to buy more turning tools

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