1.) Bringing something back to life (a human).
2.) A good glass of single malt scotch (not while doing #1)
3.) Also KFC Original Recipe
4.) Nathan's original Coney Island hot dogs with cole slaw on a Martin's potato roll (ahhhh.....)
5.) The Red Sox finally winning the World Series
6.) Humiliating a Ferrari owner in my Tesla Plaid (okay, I really don't do this often, but it's amazing.) And I don't do it to Lambo owners, because...
7.) Having my electric utility pay me for electricity.
- After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, "I'll keep that in mind" and walk off
- It's above my pay grade. Mongo only pawn in game of life.