I will NEVER understand my wife

[Wade Lippman]

I might have a winner. 20 years ago we went to a marriage counselor. My wife complained that she doesn't know anything about our finances. 10 minutes later she said it is so annoying when I try to tell her where our assets are. The counselor pointed out that it was unreasonable to attack me for both.

[Sam Force]

After 47 years we have come to understand that if she tells me to drive north 10 miles, I will actually go east 4 miles and be at desired destination

[Kev Williams]

Me & Vick have never had a fight.
We've only had one what could be called 'argument' but we kept it civil. (I forget what it was about)
We've had maybe 6 or 8 disagreements.
Neither of us are nags.
We'd both been thru 2 prior marriages.
We got married 6 weeks after we met.
Our 30th anniversary is next month.

--Understanding the wife has never been an issue.

--Understanding women in general, that's a whole nuther story

[Perry Hilbert Jr]

When we built our new house. Mrs. got a laundry room that is about 12 x 12. It is nicer than the kitchens in our last two houses. There are four upper oak cabinets, three lower oak cabinets, 7 ft of counter space and a huge finished deep sink and a spray head on the faucet so she can give her little shitzus baths. There is also a heavy duty clothes rack that can hold 20 shirts/blouses on hangers, and room for the ironing board, which is apparently is only used in her sewing room for quilting. Not a month goes by that she doesn't complain about the laundry room. And since I retired, I do 80% of the laundry.