I will NEVER understand my wife

[Bruce Wrenn]

Ah, you have had the same discussion!

Yes dear, it's only an off / on switch, controlled by the temperature setting, not a gas pedal.

[Rick Potter]

Let's have a show of hands from those who DO understand women.

[Malcolm Schweizer]

Let's have a show of hands from those who DO understand women.

(crickets chirping)

[michael langman]

Have you ever noticed that the more you try to help your wife the worse it gets?

[Thomas Wilson]

My wife of 47 years actually likes that I know how things work and can fix them. She does not like for me to explain it to her.

[Bruce Volden]

Give my wife of 35+ yrs. a hammer and she thinks everything is a nail!!

[Bruce Wrenn]

Mine thinks if I'm not doing what she thinks I should be doing, then I'm wasting time. Had that discussion today, AGAIN!

[Tim Elett]

Sounds like a good excuse for a new machine in the shop

[Adam Herman]

Mine thinks if I'm not doing what she thinks I should be doing, then I'm wasting time. Had that discussion today, AGAIN!

but wont tell you what she thinks you should be doing... a classic.

[Bruce Wrenn]

but wont tell you what she thinks you should be doing... A classic. :d

wrong!!!!!

[Bill Dufour]

FYI: relationship tip. Studies show women/girls can discern about 1000 colors. Men/boys about 200. So if you tell her they look the same to me both of you are correct. She can see a difference that you can not. No amount of training and experience can correct for this deficit.
Bill D

[Rich Engelhardt]

Studies also show wives can smell/sense fear on their husbands.

Look at this poor fella. His wife told him to go fill up the water bucket & then handed this to him.

Knowing what was in store for him if he questioned anything, he just did his best..

[Myk Rian]

I only do what the voices in my wife's head tells her to tell me what to do.

[Richard Hart]

FYI: relationship tip. Studies show women/girls can discern about 1000 colors. Men/boys about 200. So if you tell her they look the same to me both of you are correct. She can see a difference that you can not. No amount of training and experience can correct for this deficit.
Bill D

Even more with my wife-she's an artist!

[Richard Hart]

My wife of 47 years actually likes that I know how things work and can fix them. She does not like for me to explain it to her.

Same here, but if I talk tech, the eyes glaze over. 🙄