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    Our precious life force

    Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges Cars, Train

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Published: January 6, 2006
    Filed at 6:22 p.m. ET
    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...ow-Escape.html
    GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) -- A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later.
    The black, 1,200 pound heifer jumped a gate at the packing plant at around 5 a.m. Thursday and apparently wandered through residential areas. Police received reports at about 9:30 a.m. that it was in the middle of a busy intersection.
    Police tried to catch the cow, and had her wedged between a stock trailer and a fence, but the heifer barreled through the fence toward the river, nearly being hit by a Chevrolet Suburban.
    It was the first of many near-death experiences.
    With the police in pursuit, the cow ran toward the railroad tracks and darted in front of an oncoming locomotive, briefly giving the police the slip again.
    Crossing another road, the cow was nearly struck by a semi tractor-trailer.
    ''By then it was a madhouse,'' said police officer Corey Reeves. ''People were coming out of the woodwork to see.''
    When police, animal control officers and slaughterhouse workers surrounded the cow in a park near the Missouri River, the cow jumped into the icy water.
    As she swam to the west bank of the river, Reeves said she sank lower in the water and was being swept downstream. But the cow found a sandbar near the river's west bank and walked to shore.
    ''I was totally amazed she was able to swim the river,'' said Del Morris, the slaughterhouse manager.
    As police scrambled to head off the cow on the other side of the river, a veterinarian with a tranquilizer gun was called.
    Pursuers again believed they had the cow cornered at a chain link fence, but the heifer ran through a perimeter set up by officials.
    The chase began to slow as the cow ran up against several strong fences. Dr. Jennifer Evans of Big Sky Medical Center shot the cow with a tranquilizer dart.
    It had little effect.
    Two darts later, the heifer showed no signs of going down. Slaughterhouse workers created a makeshift pen with metal panels that led to a stock trailer.
    The heifer walked into the trailer at 11:45 a.m.
    The cow was taken back to the slaughterhouse, where it was put in a pen -- with a stronger fence -- and given food and water.

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    Probably just trying to get to California, where the weather is warm and the cows are happy.
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    And maybe get to meet Arrrrrnold !!!!!

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    Well Lee, I can hear you there,
    I used to take the freight trains north out of Santa Barbara to get up to the Bay Area.

    Along part of that route the tracks were closer to the sea then El Camino Real.

    When the train would stop to allow another to pass in the opposite direction, I reflected on the lives of the cattle grazing on the fields overlooking the Ocean.

    I thought that that place was where cows went after they died.

    Frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Chaffee
    When the train would stop to allow another to pass in the opposite direction, I reflected on the lives of the cattle grazing on the fields overlooking the Ocean.

    I thought that that place was where cows went after they died.
    Kind of a bummer for the people living downwind, isn't it?

    (New Year's resolution #18: stop being so goldang literal!)
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Lee,
    I have sometimes chosen to live down wind, so yes I know very well what a bummer that can be.

    I graduated High School (well I think I did; really I got out of there so fast I don’t know for certain), from a dairy farming community in SW Wisconsin.

    When I reflected on those cows peacefully grazing while the afternoon sun slipped down to the western horizon, silvering the sweet caplets of ocean waters (are you back from vomiting yet?), I was already well on my way to viewing methane as both an important resource for fuel and, well, a fact of life.

    As you may have guessed from my pedantic graceless wanderings, I have no clue what “literal” referrers to.

    …But for some reason, perhaps because of balance I need, I am attentive to your acerbic wit.

    Don’t go away mad, just tell me to shut up.

    Frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Chaffee
    As you may have guessed from my pedantic graceless wanderings, I have no clue what “literal” referrers to.
    It refers to my very literal interpretation of "after they died".
    Last edited by Lee DeRaud; 01-06-2006 at 11:45 PM.
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Lee,
    Oh.
    Frank

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