A Bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer The barman says that will be $25
The Bear pays for the beer and sits down in a corner of the bar and quietly drinks his beer

The barman goes over to the Bear and says We don't get many Bears in here
The Bear replies I am not surprised at these prices

The same Bear goes into another bar and says to the barman

A pint of................................................ ..beer please
The barman says why big pause
The Bear says I was born with them