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    totally screwed

    Okay, this might be a bit off topic, but I had to share. I’ve been in the basement this morning working on what will be an outdoor kitchen island. I’m currently working on the mortise and tenons for the skirts to the legs. My 8 year old son called me up to the kitchen because he was trying to make some blackberry yogurt for breakfast and couldn’t open the blackberry jam jar. So I went up to the kitchen and opened it for him.

    He remarked, “thanks daddy, otherwise I would have been totally screwed!”

    I thought to myself, “I hope he doesn’t understand where the phrase ‘screwed’ comes from.” I just laughed and started heading back to the basement.

    As I was walking away he said, “get it? SCREEWWWWED?!?!!”

    Uh-oh. This is going to be an awkward conversation…..

    And then he said, “SCREWED! Like a screw. Because you are doing woodworking right now. Screwed! HAHAHAHAHA!!”

    Kids.

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    That's great. Buy that kid an ice cream!
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

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    My 13 YO son .......
    His language is going to start getting a little more "pointed"
    Young enough to remember doing it;
    Old enough to wish I could do it again.

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    Red face Buy him a big screw driver!

    Quote Originally Posted by Frederick Skelly View Post
    That's great. Buy that kid an ice cream!
    Better, yet: buy him a big screw driver!
    All the best.

    Osvaldo.

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