Some are weird.
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Some are weird.
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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A few more.
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Please help support the Creek.
"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
Andy Rooney
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even more...
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
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Why do they call it "social distancing?" shouldn't it be "anti-social distancing"?
Bil lD
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Just got this in the ol' email, haven't seen one of these in awhile,
same old 'someone has million$$ with my name on it' story, but with a different twist-
Thought it might be worth a chuckle
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MR TOWNSEND HOLLEY
Administration Officer
United Nations Inspection Services
Atlanta, Georgia USA
Hello;
Our agency has in possession a parcel shipped from a government agency of the United Kingdom.
During transport the package was damaged and the label became almost illegible.
What we have deciphered appears to be your name.
In events such as this we have no choice but to turn these packages over to the closest match
on the shipping address. This is required by law. And this is why we are contacting you.
These packages have been scanned and x-rayed in hopes to find any information
to surrender them to the rightful owner.
We discovered, while x-raying these packages, that they contain a large amount of United States currency.
We assume this was a transaction or transfer to you and that you are probably still expecting the delivery.
(The total estimated sum is close to $8M)
Again, we are required by law to turn this package over to the rightful owner
and since your name appears on the shipping label, that owner is probably you.
We would like you to forward this parcel to you but we need to verify your full name,
proper shipping address and a telephone number so we may begin processing this claim.
There is a limited time required by law to claim lost/damaged/illegible packages. Once this time expires
we must turn the package over to the United States Government who disperses the contents to charities.
Any unclaimed money is sent to the US Treasury Office where it is destroyed.
If you feel that you should claim this money please reply with the information above and we can release it to you.
CONTACT.... mrtownsendholley0@gmail.com
Thank you for your help in this matter;
MR TOWNSEND HOLLEY
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ELEVEN - rotary cutter tool machines
FOUR - CO2 lasers
THREE- make that FOUR now
ONE - vinyl cutter
CASmate, Corel, Gravostyle
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just a couple
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The dyslexic tattoo artist...
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
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LOL, it's only off by 3/4...-is she ever going to be surprised when she gets to California...
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ELEVEN - rotary cutter tool machines
FOUR - CO2 lasers
THREE- make that FOUR now
ONE - vinyl cutter
CASmate, Corel, Gravostyle
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Maybe it is someone who is old school, very old school. When printing came into the western world some printers distributed sheets with "stories from the North, East, West & South. Over time it became simplified to "from the NEWS."
At least that is how it was explained to me.
jtk
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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Oh. That's soooo not-good...Originally Posted by Keith Outten
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
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Jim ,that is just nutty enough to be true. Gonna look it up. Thanks
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Made me look it up. NEWS....14th century use of the plural from of 'new'. In middle english it came out as NEWES.
I like Jim's version better though, kinda reminds me of 'BIBLE'...Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth'.
Rick Potter
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FWW wannabe.
AKA Village Idiot.
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Some more for today.
Dave Anderson
Chester, NH
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