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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    A few new ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Allen View Post
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    a coup[le more
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    From The London Times:*

    Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.

    It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7).

    This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work..

    "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant..."

    "Err ... no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."
    "Err .... no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by
    the City Council, wasn't he?"
    "Err ... NO!" insisted the Council.

    Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million ($7 million)!

    And no one knew his name.
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    Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
    Such a great story.

    Before sending it on it came to me to dig a bit deeper:

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fa...ing-attendant/

    Darn, the stuff of what dreams are made of shot down with a little reality.

    On another note, what are people learning during our lockdowns and let outs?

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    Is going out for groceries or other supplies a bit strange?

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    Have you noticed increased parinoia?

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    Then there are the new pranks and scams requiring us to be more cautious:

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    Have you gotten to the point of cutting your own hair?

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    Some people with so much time on their hands have begun to look at things in a different way:

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    Maybe you start to ponder life's eternal questions like, How old does one have to be to understand turning down the car radio to see better?

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    never said it was a true story Jim just a funny read
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Kemp View Post
    never said it was a true story Jim just a funny read
    It was a good rib tickler, it made me wish there was someone with the cajones to pull it off.

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    Reminds me of the story about the guy who worked in a factory and everyday walked out with a wheelbarrow full of straw. Everyday security searched the straw and found nothing. Finally on his last day before retirement the guard asked him what he was smuggling out and promised not to do anything about it. He replied, wheelbarrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Garson View Post
    Reminds me of the story about the guy who worked in a factory and everyday walked out with a wheelbarrow full of straw. Everyday security searched the straw and found nothing. Finally on his last day before retirement the guard asked him what he was smuggling out and promised not to do anything about it. He replied, wheelbarrows.
    Back in the '50s there was a skit on the Jack Benny radio program, iirc, about a guy riding a bicycle with a big bag of sand strapped to his back coming across the border every day. Long story short, he was smuggling bicycles.

    It also makes me think about Johny Cash, One Piece at a Time > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=060A15ELz00

    There are a few different versions available.

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    a couple more
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    a ration for today.
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