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Thread: Time for some levity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Anderson NH View Post
    Some for a snowy day.
    ---I have to ask---

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    ELEVEN - rotary cutter tool machines
    FOUR - CO2 lasers
    THREE- make that FOUR now - fiber lasers
    ONE - vinyl cutter
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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    --I had my patience tested. I'm negative--

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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    My wife makes the outrageous claim that this joke helps her understand me (???).

    A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
    The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

    The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

    The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

    "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

    The groundskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

    The group was silent for a moment.

    The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

    The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

    The engineer said . . . ,

    "Why can't these guys play at night?"
    "A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg".


    – Samuel Butler

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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Allen View Post
    Buggy piece of hardware!
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    They like warm places.

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    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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