some from the wife. I think that means they are 50% mine?
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some from the wife. I think that means they are 50% mine?
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Please, no groaning
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reminds me of a similar old groaner
--A young guy named Bob is fly fishing with some buddies. While one of them is casting out, his hook catches Bob in the eye.
Docs were unable to save his eye, and not able to afford a glass eye, Bob settles on a wooden eye.
He became so self-conscious of his eye he would snap at anyone who looked at him twice.
If someone mentioned his eye, he would punch them out, many times landing in jail for the night.
He could never bring himself to ask any ladies out on a date. He could never hold a job,
and could never afford to replace his wooden eye with a glass eye.
One day, well into middle age one of his old friends stopped by-
"Bob, I've got GREAT news for you! One of my wife's co-workers at the florist shop would like to meet you!"
Yeah, right, why would anyone want to meet someone with a wooden eye?
"Bob, she lost a leg in a car accident years ago, so she knows what it's like to live with a disability.
She's been very self-conscious of her prosthetic leg, and like you, she's been alone all her life.
Her name is Carol, she's gorgeous and guess what? Last year she got a 10 million dollar inheritance! She only works
at the florist shop because she loves flowers and needs something to do! And she'd love to meet you!"
So Bob's friends arrange for them to meet at a coffee shop. They chatted for over an hour,
very much enjoying each other's company. So Bob, after letting his guard down, decides to ask her out...
"Carol, I've had a great time, and umm, I've really never done this before but, umm--
Would you like to maybe, go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
Carol is stunned. "Oh! Oh my goodness! Would I? Would I? Of cours---
--before Carol could finish, Bob rears up, knocks the table and his chair over,
points down at Carol and shouts 'PEG-LEG!! PEG-LEG!! PEG-LEG!!'
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You are bad Kev really badOriginally Posted by Kev Williams
reminds me of a similar old groaner
--A young guy named Bob is fly fishing with some buddies. While one of them is casting out, his hook catches Bob in the eye.
Docs were unable to save his eye, and not able to afford a glass eye, Bob settles on a wooden eye.
He became so self-conscious of his eye he would snap at anyone who looked at him twice.
If someone mentioned his eye, he would punch them out, many times landing in jail for the night.
He could never bring himself to ask any ladies out on a date. He could never hold a job,
and could never afford to replace his wooden eye with a glass eye.
One day, well into middle age one of his old friends stopped by-
"Bob, I've got GREAT news for you! One of my wife's co-workers at the florist shop would like to meet you!"
Yeah, right, why would anyone want to meet someone with a wooden eye?
"Bob, she lost a leg in a car accident years ago, so she knows what it's like to live with a disability.
She's been very self-conscious of her prosthetic leg, and like you, she's been alone all her life.
Her name is Carol, she's gorgeous and guess what? Last year she got a 10 million dollar inheritance! She only works
at the florist shop because she loves flowers and needs something to do! And she'd love to meet you!"
So Bob's friends arrange for them to meet at a coffee shop. They chatted for over an hour,
very much enjoying each other's company. So Bob, after letting his guard down, decides to ask her out...
"Carol, I've had a great time, and umm, I've really never done this before but, umm--
Would you like to maybe, go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
Carol is stunned. "Oh! Oh my goodness! Would I? Would I? Of cours---
--before Carol could finish, Bob rears up, knocks the table and his chair over,
points down at Carol and shouts 'PEG-LEG!! PEG-LEG!! PEG-LEG!!'
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Kicked the slats out of my crib, the first time I heard that one, and that was at the beginning of WWII.
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nothing here LOL
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It keeps getting harder knowing if something is new or not or even to find something new.
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