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Thread: Time for some levity

  1. #751
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    AS I GET OLDER I REALIZE:

    #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
    #2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
    #3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
    #4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
    #5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
    #6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
    #7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.
    #8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
    #9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
    #10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
    #11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.
    #12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
    #13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
    #14 - I thought growing old would take longer
    #15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.
    #16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

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  3. #753
    Thought this was clever:

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    --Certainty is the refuge of a small mind--

  4. #754
    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

  5. #755
    Today's ration!
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    Dave Anderson
    Chester Toolworks LLC
    Chester, NH

  6. #756
    actual labels... truth in advertising at work

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    FOUR - CO2 lasers
    THREE - fiber lasers
    ONE - vinyl cutter
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  7. #757
    More, why women live longer than men
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    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

  8. #758
    Whatever works:

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    --Certainty is the refuge of a small mind--

  9. #759
    Just this one
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    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

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    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

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    Some say it is possible to understand a persons outlook on life by having them look at an image of the sun low over water by whether the person looks at it as a sunrise or a sunset. In my opinion all that can be determined is if they grew up on the east coast or the west coast.

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    To me it doesn't really matter whether this is the beautiful start of a day or the end. It is the beauty making it a wonderful sight to see.

    Some engineers are just showing off:

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    Here are some more:

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    That entryway would be fun.

    jtk
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

  14. #764
    Today's motley collection.
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    Dave Anderson
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    Chester, NH

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    And for the woodworkers in us..........

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