Bingo! (or maybe not....)
Bingo! (or maybe not....)
"What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
It also depends on what sort of person you are.”
Can anyone name the program this came from?
Dr. Schrödinger was late for a lecture he was supposed to be giving.
He gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer is walking past the back of the car he hears a noise.
He asks Dr. Schrödinger for his license and registration, then asks him, "what is in the trunk." Schrödinger tells him, "a cat."
The officer asks if he can see. Schrödinger hands him the keys and says, "sure."
The officer comes back and says, "that cat is dead." Schrödinger says, "well now it is."
jtk
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Good one
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
Thursday ponderings.
Dave Anderson
Chester, NH
More for Thursday.
Dave Anderson
Chester, NH
Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
Yesterday was 4/20. Police code for marijuana. A fire broke out at a marijuana warehouse in Oakland California. it was reported at 4:20 am.
Bil lD
A humorous dose of reality….
So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren't. That must be frustrating.
Still trying to get my head around the fact that 'Take Out' can mean food, dating, or murder.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the 'cool table' in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
You know you're over 50 when you have 'upstairs ibuprofen' and 'downstairs ibuprofen'.
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, for instance the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years, while the turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives over 200 years. So, rest, chill, eat, drink, and enjoy life!
I too was once a male trapped in a female body... but then my mother gave birth.
If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren't a robot.
When a kid says "Daddy, I want Mommy" that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor".
It's weird being the same age as old people.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "CLOSE ENOUGH".
Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages ...... Metamucil and Ensure.
You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.
For those of you that don't want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version...it doesn't listen to anything.
I just got a present labeled, 'From Mom and Dad', and I know darn well Dad has no idea what's inside.
Someone said, "Nothing rhymes with orange." I said, "No, it doesn't."
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It's true. I went for a run this morning and decided I'm never going again.
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