Bingo! (or maybe not....)
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Bingo! (or maybe not....
"What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
It also depends on what sort of person you are.”
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Can anyone name the program this came from?
Dr. Schrödinger was late for a lecture he was supposed to be giving.
He gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer is walking past the back of the car he hears a noise.
He asks Dr. Schrödinger for his license and registration, then asks him, "what is in the trunk." Schrödinger tells him, "a cat."
The officer asks if he can see. Schrödinger hands him the keys and says, "sure."
The officer comes back and says, "that cat is dead." Schrödinger says, "well now it is."
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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Good one
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More nerdiness...
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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