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    Jim, have you heard the phrase "May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits"?

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    just standin there minding his own biz................

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    huh - guess I can't post gifs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Carey View Post
    just standin there minding his own biz................

    huh - guess I can't post gifs

    It's not hard to imagine what happens next!
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    there suppose to move or is that the point , Im slow some days
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    Bill, like your bottom line(not sure what it is called). I had a similar one in a poster over my desk back in the 70's. It read "Although you think you understand what you thought you heard me say, what you don't realize is that what I said was not what I meant" (from memory but somehow I can't remember my email password )
    Another one from same era by memory sign in used car lot "Guaranteed not to rust, bust, boil, spoil, or split at the seams" and then in very fine print "until you drive it off the lot".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Kemp View Post
    there suppose to move or is that the point , Im slow some days

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    ya, its supposed to be a gif, small video. anyway, he takes one to the, ah, chops as it were
    You know, the worst ain't so bad when it finally happens.
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    LOL I got this one I was reffering to the two tape meassures. then end are suppose to move LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Carey View Post
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    ya, its supposed to be a gif, small video. anyway, he takes one to the, ah, chops as it were
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    Think about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Kemp View Post
    LOL I got this one I was reffering to the two tape meassures. then end are suppose to move LOL

    That's funny Bert - it's what I get for reading this in linear mode.

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    Linear mode is that like upsidedown and backasswards?
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    That's funny Bert - it's what I get for reading this in linear mode.

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    A quote from Texas Bix Bener's book, "Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On",

    "Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supporting' you, unless you're bein' hung from it."

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    A very old cartoon but, one I think about often. A good demonstration of the phrase 'everything is relative'.

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    yup.jpgmeassage to short please add more OK done how smart is that LOLhmm no fish.jpg
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    Too short?

    It only takes ten and they can be spaces.

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