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Thread: Time for some levity

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    Bert, the Rastafarian Proctologist is just too funny!
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    Best regards,

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    Grizzly Attack

    This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.
    These are her own words:
    ”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.

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    My dog has a "napping" position that sometimes frightens the Grand Kids . . .

    They think she's dead!

    Dead Dog Skillet.jpg
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    Best halloween costume
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    Jim
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    Very cool ,well done
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    Best halloween costume
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenn bradley View Post
    My dog has a "napping" position that sometimes frightens the Grand Kids . . .

    They think she's dead!

    Dead Dog Skillet.jpg
    Your dog has no dignity

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    Picked up a few today.
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    Best regards,

    Jim
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    The cartoon of the overweight guy reminds me of a true story i was told about, and it went something like this,

    Doctor: You have high blood pressure
    Patient (mechanic): Glad to hear it
    Doctor: Why, it's bad for you
    Patient (mechanic): But, high oil pressure is good for a car engine
    Doctor: You're not a car engine

    I'm guessing the doctor put this conversation in the "you can't believe what I heard today" file

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    Best regards,

    Jim
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    Particularly enjoyed those last two posts. Thanks. The tape measure reminded me that a newly hired, just graduated, engineer took his issued tape measure to the model shop to have the hooks rivet tightened because it was moving. He had a very successful career, quickly advancing, but the story stayed around for decades.
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