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Thread: Time for some levity

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    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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    Just keeping it going.
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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Allen View Post
    Shouldn't he be wearing an eye shield?

    jtk
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Koepke View Post
    Shouldn't he be wearing an eye shield?

    jtk
    Yeah, I wondered what was wrong with that meme.
    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    hope this is a new one

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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    More grist for the mill.
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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    • Don't let them take your temperature

      on your forehead as you enter the supermarket
      because it erases your memory.
      I went for macaroni and cheese
      and came home with two cases ofBeer


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      It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
      It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
      The difference is staggering


      *

      Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...


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      Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
      I thought to myself
      That's a little condescending


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      MY MIND IS LIKE MY INTERNET BROWSER.
      19 tabs open,
      3 of them are frozen
      and I have no idea
      where the music is coming from.
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      *
      People who wonder
      whether the glass is half empty or half full
      are missing the point.
      The glass is refillable.


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      They say every piece of chocolate eaten
      shortens your life by two minutes.
      I've done the maths.
      Seems I died in 1537.


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      I got myself a seniors' GPS.
      Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
      it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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      Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
      until they hear me stand up.
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      Had I known in March
      that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
      I would have ordered the dessert.


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      I don't always go the extra mile,
      but when I do it's because I've missed my exit.
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    Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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    short shift for today.
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