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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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Do we have any Japanese-to-English translators?
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Timing is everything...
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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Wife found this one.
My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony and missed opportunities
The problem with humanity is: we have paleolithic emotions; medieval institutions; and God-like technology. Edward O. Wilson
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7 A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Hugh burned down the church from which the monks sold the flowers they grew because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band "Duvet". It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar, and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people it’s a whole sentence.
19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are, and he replied, "Aisle B, back."
24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self sew what?
25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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Not a meme, and a little on the dark side..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMiFwJVv8Jc
"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
Andy Rooney
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Hate to think what you consider a lot on the dark side.Originally Posted by Bruce Page
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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An oldie but a goodie!
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So much to learn, so little time.....
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
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