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Thread: Time for some levity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Allen View Post
    That is insane... (unless you have kids with skateboards)
    "What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
    It also depends on what sort of person you are.”

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    Guy calls for an ambulance for his hurt wife:

    911 Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"

    Man: “My wife’s hurt real bad. She was bitten by a warthog, an’ she’s bleedin’ real bad.”

    Operator: What is your address sir?

    Man: Uhhh …. Eucalyptus St….3497 Eucalyptus St.

    Operator: Could you spell that please sir?

    Man: ….*silence* . … I’m going to drag her on over to Oak St and you can pick her up there.
    "What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
    It also depends on what sort of person you are.”

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    "What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
    It also depends on what sort of person you are.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patty Hann View Post
    That is insane... (unless you have kids with skateboards)
    Just put this pic in Corel, I get a 27° angle... be lucky if the bumper doesn't hit the slope before the tires do!

    27deg.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kev Williams View Post
    Just put this pic in Corel, I get a 27° angle... be lucky if the bumper doesn't hit the slope before the tires do!

    27deg.jpg
    No lo-riders parking in those garages!
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    There is a Snopes article on the house at 5028 New Bridge Road in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Short story: built about 2003, eventually moved sidewalk closer to street and raised grade of street.

    not sure how thick the mix was when they poured the original driveway - maybe gravity took a day off?

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    "What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing.
    It also depends on what sort of person you are.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Allen View Post
    --Pretty good example of perspective... and a pretty good camera lens
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