Bert, the Rastafarian Proctologist is just too funny!
Bert, the Rastafarian Proctologist is just too funny!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
Grizzly Attack
This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.
These are her own words:
”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.
My dog has a "napping" position that sometimes frightens the Grand Kids . . .
They think she's dead!
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"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg".
– Samuel Butler
Best halloween costume
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Assumption is the mother of all screw ups
Anonyms
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Rabbit RL_XX_6040-60 watt Laser engraving/cutting machine Oh wait its a 3D Printer my bad LOL
Lasercut 5.3
CorelDraw X5
10" Miter Saw with slide
10" Table Saw
8" bench mount 5 speed Drill Press
Dremel, 3x21 Belt Sander
Picked up a few today.
Dave Anderson
Chester, NH
The cartoon of the overweight guy reminds me of a true story i was told about, and it went something like this,
Doctor: You have high blood pressure
Patient (mechanic): Glad to hear it
Doctor: Why, it's bad for you
Patient (mechanic): But, high oil pressure is good for a car engine
Doctor: You're not a car engine
I'm guessing the doctor put this conversation in the "you can't believe what I heard today" file
Last edited by Keith Outten; 10-20-2020 at 1:01 PM.
Particularly enjoyed those last two posts. Thanks. The tape measure reminded me that a newly hired, just graduated, engineer took his issued tape measure to the model shop to have the hooks rivet tightened because it was moving. He had a very successful career, quickly advancing, but the story stayed around for decades.
My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony and missed opportunities
The problem with humanity is: we have paleolithic emotions; medieval institutions; and God-like technology. Edward O. Wilson