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Thread: Time for some levity

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    Most guys go to Jarreds...

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    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

    I sat down and had a cold beer.

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
    and I said, "Nothing."

    The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case.

    Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

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    You know, the worst ain't so bad when it finally happens.
    Not half as bad as you figure it'll be before it's happened.
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    Here is a wife in a million!


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    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

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    That outdoor safety belt looks like the one I wore in 6th grade as a school crossing guard. Just a more muted color.
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    AA9EC5F5-8811-47B1-BDD7-6C5FA03F6048.jpeg(That one is just funny and not intended as an actual comment about vaccination.)

    76E8603B-43FC-42D9-941D-2AC70B565DA5.jpg Current boss, yes- last boss....um... can she see this?

    712FAE26-7B2B-43B4-928B-7F118C4E7A71.jpeg Again, itís just funny. Not intended as actual political commentary.

    5460395B-0B4D-4046-AEED-C2EB5BC4C194.jpeg Iím pretty sure he isnít reading this forum, so this should be ok.

    5A97C186-CD92-4A5E-AE5A-783811D222B3.jpeg Apologies if this is a repeat- canít remember where I got this one from.

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    Afew for today.
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    Dave Anderson
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    Chester, NH

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    Best regards,

    Jim
    Lakeside, Oregon

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    Saturday's lot.
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    Chester Toolworks LLC
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    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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