Originally Posted by
Bill Jobe
"We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD?"
I'd let them squirm (or maybe just writhe) just a bit longer, then reply, "Yes, I am in fact dead. But now that production for the current season of 'The Walking Dead' has concluded, I will be free to attend to your demands."
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.