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I work in a hospital. A officer came into my department. It seems, while she was talking on her cell phone, her prisoner went walk about. She wanted to know if I had seen him. Dark clothes, dark complexion, red shoes and short in stature. What she didn’t bother to mention was that he was in HANDCUFFS. She kinda buried the lead there. “Wow, gee sorry officer, all the people I’ve seen today wearing handcuffs don’t match that description.”
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Funny. Except to the officer of course
My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony and missed opportunities
The problem with humanity is: we have paleolithic emotions; medieval institutions; and God-like technology. Edward O. Wilson
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The jokes write themselves, Don’t text and drive, arrive alive (with your prisoner).
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Sounds like that meter maid opening just got filled.
Rick Potter
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FWW wannabe.
AKA Village Idiot.
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Oh God! Sputter. Sputter. Cough! Splat! (Coffee all over the computer again!)Originally Posted by Rick Potter
That was pretty dang good Rick!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
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