Senior Texting

[Bert Kemp]

To go with seenager I posted a while back we now have Senior Texting
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring your own teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up

TOT – Texting on Toilet

TTYL – Talk to You Louder

WTP – Where are the Prunes

WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[Bruce Wrenn]

Not a texter, but can relate to most.

[Brent Cutshall]

Lmao!!!!!!

[Mike Henderson]

I tried to teach my older sister how to text. It was hopeless - I gave up.

Mike

[Bill Jobe]

Thanks Bert. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
I typed the above in under 5 minutes.

[Bert Kemp]

Glad you like them

[Mike Null]

Texting??????

[Bert Kemp]

Whats your ? here Mike?