Originally Posted by
Todd Zucker
[snip] Next one will be full neander, for better or worse. Maybe epoxy. I don’t have to use hide glue to do the Neanderthal thing, right?
Archeologists have discovered that the Neanderthals discovered the epoxy mines in central Chad, before the desert engulfed the region. When the mines were lost, the use of epoxy was eliminated from Neanderthal society and culture and led to the gradual decline in the population that brought us to today's sad state. Sadly, even with the development of new and seemingly boundless epoxy mines, Neanderthals have never fully recovered their rich tradition of epoxy use and have left epoxy work largely to Homo Sapiens, as a crutch for their use of flat pack furniture and plastic surfaces.
There is a small and declining tribe of Neanderthals who do use epoxy a good bit. They are wooden boat builders. Their existence is threatened by the onslaught of fiberglass boat construction.
Last edited by James Waldron; 03-13-2018 at 12:47 PM.
Fair winds and following seas,
Jim Waldron