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Thread: Redneck Valentine Poultry!!!

  1. #1
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    Talking Redneck Valentine Poultry!!!

    Thought I'd share this here with all of you'ins........

    Redneck Valentine

    Collards is green, My dog's name is Blue
    and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
    Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
    Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
    You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
    You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
    Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
    Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
    You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
    I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
    On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
    well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
    Them fellers at work, they all want to know,
    what I did to deserve such a purdy yung doe.
    Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
    to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
    Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' orhead.
    You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
    Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
    you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt .
    When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
    my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
    Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
    despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
    Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
    we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
    Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
    They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
    Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's
    impressive," I say.
    Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
    "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
    But for this man, honey, these won't do.
    Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
    I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds......
    IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!

    - Dennis the Arkansan......

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    Shucks, I thought we's havin'

    chikin for dinner!

    That was a good one!

    Bob

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    Mind Your Manners

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    ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF US ??
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    "If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high - but so are the rewards" - - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant
    Ken Salisbury Passed away on May 1st, 2008 and will forever be in our hearts.

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    'course not...........

    He is one of us!!!!! he he he

    Terry

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    Re: 'course not...........

    Originally posted by Terry H in NW Ar.
    He is one of us!!!!! he he he

    Terry


    <p align="center">That's What I Thought !!!
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    Thanks!

    I needed a good laugh.
    ________
    Ron

    "Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
    Vince Lombardi

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