WARNING

It is possible for the clear plastic guide that sets the depth of cut on the Norelco hair trimmer to pop-off during use, at which time it starts taking a full-depth cut of your eyebrow.

The chance of this happening the day before the 4th of July are clearly much greater than any other day of the year.

Furthermore, there is no "brake" feature that would stop the shears in the event that they are removing your entire eyebrow.

It is said that it takes the brain about 8ms to process what is happening and react; I would estimate it takes approximately 7ms to shave one's eyebrow off completely.

Finally, the people in your life, the ones you may have previously referred to as your "loved ones," will find all of this madly entertaining.

DAMHIK.