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Thread: Are you guilty of stereotyping Texans?

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    Are you guilty of stereotyping Texans?

    Have no guilt. We really have 'em here. Saw this one today and had to snap a pic. Should have stayed and seen who was drivin it. Could of been a Gangsta rapper
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    I heard once about a Texan who bought his 10 year old her own Caddilac but wouldn't let her take it out of the living room.
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    I think it's kinda funny

    that you can actually buy a cadillac pickup truck from the factory finally.
    After all them years of Texan ranchers having it done for them.

    I don't know Phil - they're awfull whimpy looking horns for a Texan's cadillac.
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    I dunno...I feel kinda' sorry for the poor bloke who has to do engine work on that thing!
    I'd also heard that when they re-instituted the death penalty in Texas, they did it in a big way, too. No electric chairs for them. Nope. They installed couches!
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    I don't understand

    Phil sent me that same picture claiming that was his car. Why do you change your tune now buddy???

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    We've got a guy in our area who has horns on his pickup that make those look like they came from a calf.
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    Naw I don't stereotype texans, I really like them. I just believe if you were born there and move to some other state, you should need a green card, cause Texas is whole 'nother country that just happens to be hooked to the USA.
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    Re: I don't understand

    Originally posted by Ron Meadows
    Phil sent me that same picture claiming that was his car. Why do you change your tune now buddy???
    Backstabbin dawg!!!! Take a closer look in the background. That'll be the vehicle that'll be haulin' your lard arse around next month.
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    Awwww, man! I always wanted to get me some of those. My FIL is even a beef-cattle farmer, but he doesn't let his bulls grow horns. I've even helped him clip horns on calves--probably the most sickening sound I've ever heard.
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    Hey Jason!

    Originally posted by Jason Roehl
    Awwww, man! I always wanted to get me some of those.
    There is a store in The stockyards in Old Fort Worth that has several sets of large "Long Horns". I think they do mail order.

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    Taxans

    As a former resident of Ft.Worth, I did note one thing of special interest about that state's residents: "No sane person would have fought the Mexicans or the Indians for what is there, Thus Taxans are explained."

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