Any of you headed to Savannah for St. Patrick's Day? We are set to have the largest parade in the world this year, surpassing New York. One million visitors will descend on the downtown area. Here's why I will be staying at home:
"The City has decided to donate 366 portable bathrooms to accommodate 1 million St. Patrick’s Day attendees and such will be placed very strategically so everybody can make it there in time without any accidents. Thinking mathematically for a second, those visitors will probably seek desperate relief at least 4 times during the celebrations which means that the City adequately provides 1 portable toilet for about 11,000 users."
The city has only been celebrating St. Pat's for 188 years . . . you'd think they'd have the potty issue worked out by now.