When daddy is cold and hungry, and generally grumpy because his power's out AGAIN, and he let's his dog out to do his "business", what is he looking around for that's so darn important??? What makes the "perfect" spot??? Round and 'round and 'round..sniff here, sniff there...he examines his options....maybe he even assumes the position, and changes his mind...there's something not quite right.
I don't get it. I love him but he's a dog. He drinks out of the toilet. Ive seen him eat egg shells that accidentally fall on the floor. There is not one area of his life were he's ever been particularly fussy or persnickety...except when it's time to go out. Then everything must be perfect. What the heck is he looking for??? Seriously.